Smashing Pumpkins, Jumping Sharks

Ginger Reyes
Things I like about the new Smashing Pumpkins: the bassist.

Things I don’t like: Everything else. I don’t even care if they make the best album of the 90s this year, they’re coming off as pretty lame. The space-themed white robes? Jeez Billy, you looked enough like an alien before, but at least you weren’t a blatant prick. Now you’re taking the concept way overboard and giving a big “fuck you” to fans in the meantime. I take solace in the fact that all the songs will hit the Internet anyway, and I’ll give Zero dollars to Billy.

But man, that bassist. I’d give her a dollar.

2 Comments

  1. Comment by benom on June 28, 2007 12:59 pm

    unbelievable.

    both the bassist and billy’s douchery.

    he better be careful, or he’s going to earn himself a douche alert…

  2. Comment by fivecoat on July 12, 2007 2:00 pm

    Uh, hot bass player with a bandolier guitar strap? I am getting my vows ready…

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