Douche Alert: The Most Passionate Songwriter Ever Born
With the exception of Bono, maybe…
Just because Coldplay somehow managed to regress from the spotlight prior to the manifestation of RTP doesn’t mean their leader is immune to the all-powerful douche alert.
Seriously, Chris. What? Can you explain yourself? Cause I just don’t get you. And why can’t I quit you? I’m sure it has something to do with your soulful melodies and hotty wife, but man, to borrow the words of many an uninformed southerner in response to Dixie Chick honesty, shut up and sing yo.
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Anyone who would name his kid Apple has douche bag potential.