RTPowers Award: Best Use of “Carry the Zero” Ever
Model Miranda Kerr is the latest recipient of the music industry’s most coveted honor, picking up an RTPowers Award for Best Use of Built to Spill’s “Carry the Zero” Ever. Not only is Kerr a model and apparent BTS fan, but she also writes a Q&A blog for some Australian fashion store called Portman’s. I bet she even has an Australian accent.
I know what you’re thinking: “Is every RTPowers Award going to be given to a super hot female?” Or possibly: “What does this have to do with music?” Or maybe even: “Benom, youre perviness is revealing itself at a pace that’s a tad too accelerated for my comfort level.”
If that’s what you’re thinking, then allow me to apologize for the confusion and offer the following video as an answer to those and any other questions you might have regarding this blog post:
Miranda, if you’re reading this, please note that you can expect a visit from Falcor in the very near future. And don’t worry, he’s a model too and he’s intimately familiar with siestas, so you guys should have lots to talk about.
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Yes please.
Miranda is too skinny; needs to eat a few cheeseburgers.
In the words of a stranger on the internet: I would hit that so hard, whoever pulled me out would be the next king of England.