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Years ago, there was a band called Beulah. They were one of the hardest-working indie-rock bands in the biz, and they were awesome. So awesome they even made a concert tour DVD and I’m in it, along with my WifeWiferson, Rev. Dave and Mark.
Then they broke up and we were all very sad. […]

I’ve wanted to post this video for a while now and keep forgetting. It’s a near perfect rock video, because it combines such beautiful imagery together–gii-tar, hott roller babes, super bouncy balls and dirty pillow fights.
Why can’t some industrious network come up with a show that involves all of these things? I’m sure […]

I’ve been working on a big exhibition of Andy Warhol silkscreens, paintings and prints for the past three months, so I’ve been surrounded by images of Campbell’s Soup cans and Marilyn Monroe’s and Chairman Mao’s.
But how to tie this back to the rock, and more importantly Guitar Friday. The obvious idea would be to […]

If you’re religious and that religion happens to involve a dude getting nailed to a tree, dying, and then finding his way out of his sealed tomb, then you’re probably going to church today, tomorrow and probably Sunday. Shit, you probably went last night and another night for “penance.”
And you probably made […]

My preferred candidate officially throws his hat in the ring.
I’m just going to come clean, I have inhaled bags of ’shrooms. I haven’t done drugs for the past 20 years, to be really honest. I’ve smoked, [expletive], like six hits off a joint in the last 20 years. I have never done cocaine, ever in […]

My mother in law sent Wife Wifely and I a greeting card for the weekend.

Thank you Ireland. I love you. Start this weekend right with a little Irish Washerwoman on gii-TAR! natch.

I’m really slackin’ on my Guitar Friday posts, but it’s not for lack of love for RTP.com. Last week I tried to post this from iPhone while I was traveling, but the damn lack of copy/paste kept jankifying my post.
Anyway, to bring everyone up to speed, yours truly was in the Great Western State […]

Sorry for the lapse of Guitar Fridays. Work has been an absolute bee-itch and some RTP.com technical difficulties kept us from all of the goodness.
So now that we’re back in action. Today calls for some good, down-home GII-tar. The kind that makes you want to get up and dance on a sunny day […]

The Action-Squad Genius Corps is presenting its second annual Hipster Valentines. If you laughed until you cried at last year’s batch. Your heart is probably going to stop briefly, and then start again from all of the laughing… and love.
It’s the best way to tell that hipster in your life that you give […]

Next week is Super Tuesday, and we have a candidate from the Great State of Illinois bidding for the White House… so why not.