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I’ve wanted to post this video for a while now and keep forgetting. It’s a near perfect rock video, because it combines such beautiful imagery together–gii-tar, hott roller babes, super bouncy balls and dirty pillow fights.
Why can’t some industrious network come up with a show that involves all of these things? I’m sure […]

I’ve been working on a big exhibition of Andy Warhol silkscreens, paintings and prints for the past three months, so I’ve been surrounded by images of Campbell’s Soup cans and Marilyn Monroe’s and Chairman Mao’s.
But how to tie this back to the rock, and more importantly Guitar Friday. The obvious idea would be to […]

If you’re religious and that religion happens to involve a dude getting nailed to a tree, dying, and then finding his way out of his sealed tomb, then you’re probably going to church today, tomorrow and probably Sunday. Shit, you probably went last night and another night for “penance.”
And you probably made […]

My mother in law sent Wife Wifely and I a greeting card for the weekend.

Thank you Ireland. I love you. Start this weekend right with a little Irish Washerwoman on gii-TAR! natch.

I’m really slackin’ on my Guitar Friday posts, but it’s not for lack of love for RTP.com. Last week I tried to post this from iPhone while I was traveling, but the damn lack of copy/paste kept jankifying my post.
Anyway, to bring everyone up to speed, yours truly was in the Great Western State […]

Sorry for the lapse of Guitar Fridays. Work has been an absolute bee-itch and some RTP.com technical difficulties kept us from all of the goodness.
So now that we’re back in action. Today calls for some good, down-home GII-tar. The kind that makes you want to get up and dance on a sunny day […]

Next week is Super Tuesday, and we have a candidate from the Great State of Illinois bidding for the White House… so why not.

Today is Frog Jump Friday at my office, when we frog jump from one end of the building to the other and back. It sounds easy, but it’s approximately half the length of a football field… and today was my day.
Only one other person here has completed the entire distance, the president of our agency, […]

There was a post on Engadget about a team of scientists who created the blackest material in the universe, which made me think of “Smell the Glove,” the Spinal Tap album of which there is “none more black.” Which brings us to Guitar Friday and, well, you probably guessed it. Schmears.

I’m not sure what it is this morning, but I’m really in a foul mood. Maybe it’s the mixed results in New Hampshire this week, or the metric ton of slush/snow that I had to shovel off my driveway at 6:00 a.m., or maybe it’s the 10 pages of RTP spam comments that I […]